uh, send help. the leprechaun is attacking.

I can do this. I can do this. I can do this.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever music player you have on random.
Step 2: Post a line/stanza from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly. (No Cheating)

( my taste is terrible and i can't capitalize )

so uh, i'm kind of late to this, but uh

did you seriously just fridge eve to give mark ~*~the motivation to kill~*~ and then pull the NO IT'S OKAY SHE'S ALIVE SO IT'S ALL FINE excuse... but then use her resurrecting herself...... as an excuse to give her bigger boobs............

ETA: also AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH this fandom is just fucking terible in general though, so much vaginabashing and why does anyone bemoan manga envy not getting a cool death :( fma fandom, i am disappoint.

Jesus fuck, is Ra's Al Ghul always this much of a Papa Badtouch? This is my first prolonged exposure to him and OH MY GOD STOP TOUCHING YOUR DAUGHTER'S FACE YOU ARE DOING IT IN LIKE EVERY PANEL GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

AND EDITED FOR MEMETIMES!

1) Post a list of up to 20 AS MANY AS I GODDAMN WANT books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strikethrough the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.

1.) The Venture Bros. DR. MRS. THE MONARCH
2.) FullmetalCOVERMYSHAME THERE ARE LIKE FIVE CHARACTERS WHO COULD COUNT FOR THIS Izumi, Olivier, Lust, Greed, and Dante McCrazypants god I love her so much
3.) Aoi Hana AKIRA :(
4.) Avatar crazula!
5.) Claymore Riful!
6.) Y: The Last Blahblahfuckyou Dr. Mann
7.) Higurashi Takano
8.) _{the simpsons}
9.) Gantz REIKA AND OSAKA PERV
10.) Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei god kill me now
11.) Berserk
12.) MONSTER? Eva!!!
13.) yeah Naruto i'll admit it
14.) also Death Note when i was like 16 that shit was my jam.
15.) MARVEL IN GENERAL? man fuck me i don't even know what to do with comics.
16.) DC... IN GENERAL? BIRDS OF PREY? fuck this shit. DINAH
17.) Mad Men Joan and also Betty and Peggy honestly
18.) ANY AND ALL RIYOKO IKEDA MANGA
19.) Deadman Wonderland
20.) Michiko to Hatchin Atsuko!
21.) Hyakko! ANDOU NENE
22.) Kure-nai
23.) jee tee oh Daimon
24.) my... balls... okay this is mostly a joke but still, guys. still.
25.) Futurama? Okay and now I'm done here.

I WOULD PAY REALLY GOOD MONEY to see a Berserk AU where Schierke is Princess Tutu (or... Schuschu, idk) and dances heart shards out of the rest of the main cast okay. You cannot even tell me this would not be the most ridiculously amazing shit ever. There are even parallels! Flora could be Edel! She sets herself on fire! It could totally work!

Also I finally started reading Blade of the Immortal so uh, you could just talk about that!

10 WORDS OR LESS meme
You post a pairing.
Your character + my character.
I write 10 different categories.
Each in 10 words or less.

❶. Angst:
❷. AU:
❸. Crack!fic:
❹. Crossover:
❺. First Time:
❻. Fluff:
❼. Humor:
❽. Hurt/Comfort:
❾. Smut:
❿. UST:

1.) FUCK WORD LIMITS
2.) if you are on my friendslist and not part of the horrible cabal of fatties who pretend to be comic book characters on the internet, request, you know, an actual pairing! the likelihood of me responding to any of these fucking prompts is so nil anyway so who cares?

Choose one character of yours and one character of mine and then I will write out how they hook up, settle into a long term relationship and/or marriage, and describe their firstborn child/children.

I'M TOO LAZY TO LIST THE CHARACTERS I PLAY HERE ASK ME FOR THEM IF YOU WANT

So um yeah please verbally abuse me if you see me on the internet anytime tonight. EVEN IF I TELL YOU I'M DONE WITH THE PAPER.

Things are getting better! That includes the death rattle style coughing that may or may not have been caused by swine flu! And I am typing in coherent sentences with capitalization!

But I really need to go and eat lunch if I am ever supposed to fucking stop convalescing and get on top of the work that I missed so yeah, that's why I am posting this. SO I CAN GIT OUT. Ahahahahaha procrastination is a lot easier when you're not throwing up on the daily. :(

unrelated: animeme ilusfm *___*

okay so i don't really want to go through an OKAY SO NOW I AM HEMMORHAGING BLOOD FROM THE EYES BECAUSE YOU ALL REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS TMI AND WANT TO HEAR THIS play-by-play of my fucking health but you know what is really great

waking up at one in the morning

just to throw up apparently what the fuck i thought i was getting better what the fuck

oh sup phlegm i see you are the same color as dried blood how are you doing today

NUMBER ONE

the ~mirror-me~ meme

NUMBER TWO

watching people react to reading berserk is even better than watching people react to reading gantz

NUMBER THREE

i got all my work done ahahahahahaha and i think the internet is working now

NUMBER FOUR

OH MY GOD FMA CHAPTER 100 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I REALIZED THAT I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH GODDAMN PICTURES TO DO THE MEME I HAVE ALWAYS COVETED HELLO

• Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive.
• NO CAPTIONS!!! It must be like we're speaking with images and we have to interpret your visual language just like we have to interpret your words.
• They must ALREADY be on your hard drive - no googling or flickr! They have to have been saved to your folders sometime in the past. They must be something you've saved there because it resonated with you for some reason.
• You do NOT have to answer any questions about any of your pictures if you don't want to. You can make them as mysterious as you like. Or you can explain them away as much as you like.

( apparently that just means post the most entertaining shit you have on your hard drive BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DID... )

also i can sense that fucking ASK MY RP CHARACTERS QUESTIONS AND I WILL RESPOND IN-CHARACTER meme coming around so do that if you want to :/ I FOR ONE AM GOING TO GO EAT SOME GODDAMN FOOD.

um hey guys

IF YOU SEE ME ON LJ

TELL ME TO GET THE FUCK OFF OF IT :(

SOMEBODY TELL ME TO WRITE THIS PAPER FTLOG. All I have to do is call Nabokov a creepy prick for five pages! It should be so easy!

oh my god the dialogue was so bad it put the happening to shame

I LOVED IT :') somebody talk about it with me if you don't mind... you know, the way i talk about anything and everything...

so i just took my shoe off to find out what was in the toe that kept rubbing against my foot and a dead cricket fell out